Celebrate in style with one of our decidedly naughty and slightly rude, but always funny collection of inappropriate card messages, designed with you in mind!
It’s our British sense of humour at it's finest, so celebrate with a bang!
You make my willy go big!
Kiss my front bottom!
My fanny loves your willy!
Mum... Dad says I came out of your vagina?
Cool daddy cool…
Introducing the nobblies
Bought the card, bought the pressie!
This is about as rude as it gets...
Your birthday… it’s a piece of cake!
You rock my fuckin’ world… aside from my guitar!
Who’s the daddy?
Twat – burfday girl!
My little dog told me… shit happens!
My little dog told me… let’s go - and fuck someone off?
My little dog told me… it wasn’t me!
My little dog told me… fuck off!
My computer made me say it… twatface!
I’ve seen your boobies!
It’s my birthday today!
It’s happy Mumday!
I say Xbox Mum says Botox!
Has the world gone mad?
Free - multiple orgasms!
Does my Mum look big in this?
Bun in the oven?
You’re the dog’s bollocks...
My afternoon tease...
Tickle my fancy...
A fanny thing just happened!
Boobies or bottoms?
Wanker or spanker?
Stay calm take me for walkies or… fuck off!
Big heart small knob!
Not for the faint hearted!
Put these words in order of priority...
You smell of poo!
Man or Woman
Not for girls… bottom burp championships!
Got the Monday morning blues?