Celebrate in style with one of our decidedly naughty and slightly rude, but always funny collection of inappropriate card messages, designed with you in mind!
It’s our British sense of humour at it's finest, so celebrate with a bang!
You make my willy go big!
My fanny loves your willy!
Kiss my front bottom!
Love is… dirty minds coming together - fancy it up the bum?
Fucking birthdays… who’d have ‘em?
A Mother’s love is awesome!
Love is… bigger than both of us, smaller than some of us, but it fits nicely with you!
Not for girls… bottom burp championships!
This is about as rude as it gets...
Mum... Dad says I came out of your vagina?
Cool daddy cool…
Mumma, Mummy, Mum…
I’ve looked everywhere for the perfect Mother’s day card that says something about you!
MASTERWIND up (Shit farts, no idea!)
Love is… at the bottom of the garden, seek it out and ravish my tidy bush!
Love is… sharing gourmet Italian pizza, expensive red wine etc etc.
Introducing the nobblies
Got the Monday morning blues?
Wine body spirit!
Bought the card, bought the pressie!
Your birthday… it’s a piece of cake!
You rock my fuckin’ world… aside from my guitar!
Who’s the daddy?
Wanted - Lady garden trimmer!
Twat – burfday girl!
My little dog told me… shit happens!
My little dog told me… let’s go - and fuck someone off?
My little dog told me… it wasn’t me!
My little dog told me… fuck off!
My computer made me say it… twatface!
Let me try and be as discreet as possible...
I’ve seen your boobies!
It’s my birthday today!
It’s happy Mumday!
I say Xbox Mum says Botox!
Has the world gone mad?