You smell of poo!
Don’t hold back here, be completely honest as you’ve wanted to say this for years for a laugh!
Have a smelly birthday - there, you’ve said it!
- Colour inside card
All cards are one standard size folded to 120mm x 170mm portrait and beautifully printed in full colour on Print Speed Offset 300gsm white card. We also supply a white 120gsm wove envelope to complete the package and post directly to you in a larger white C5 120gsm envelope for that extra protection - how good is that?
Postage is FREE for all UK orders.
Your order will be sent Royal Mail First Class. Delivery times vary but should take no longer than 1-3 working days from when we send it.
CARDS – Postage is £3.25 for up to every 3 cards.
POSTERS – Postage is £4.25 for up to every 3 posters.
Your order will be sent Royal Mail International Standard. Delivery times vary but should take no longer than 3-5 working days from when we send it.
Rest of World
CARDS – Postage is £5.20 for up to every 3 cards.
POSTERS – Postage is £6.20 for up to every 3 posters.
Your order will be sent Royal Mail International Standard. Delivery times vary but should take no longer than 6-7 working days from when we send it.
- We only post during the working week i.e. from Monday to Friday (excluding uk bank holidays).
- We post all items out on the next working day – order on a Monday it will be sent out on Tuesday.
- A Friday order will be dispatched on the following Monday.
- Aside from the card, we supply a gummed white envelope loose inside a larger C5 white envelope then post direct to you.
- We DO NOT supply the card in a clear plastic cellophane bag for obvious reasons.
- We place your A4 print inside a clear cello self adhesive sleeve for protection.
- Your print and clear cello sleeve is placed inside a 120gsm C4 manilla hard backed envelope and posted direct to you.